
Those lovely woo girls provide endless entertainment. Until they throw up all over you.
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Those lovely woo girls provide endless entertainment. Until they throw up all over you.
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Her friend has decided not to enjoy the cardboard with her. Her friend’s shoes are already well-cushioned and comfortable enough, and also her friend is afraid she’ll never be able to get up again while wearing those things.
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Though apparently it can also provide an ingredient for a mixed drink:
Ingredients
3 oz. (Soy vodka) Vodka
4 drops Grenadine
1 oz. Milk, Soy
Mixing Instructions
In a cordial glass add 3 oz. of vodka and 1 oz. of Soy milk. Stir until it is nicely blended together, if you desire a more milky appearance add 1 more oz. of soymilk. Lastly add 4-5 drops of grenadine for a “bloody” effect.
What’s actually in that girl’s Rice Dream is anyone’s guess.
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Everyone else is going for the “professional” look, trying to look like responsible adults, and she’s just like “HA! I’m wearing AMERICA!” or possibly Puerto Rico, and everyone is secretly jealous.
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Everybody’s too fenced in, maaaaaan. We need to reconstruct our conceptual schemas outside the externally-constructed social paradigm, maaaaaaan. This drunkard is secretly a genius, maaaaaaaan.

inb4 staged. So what? Just relax and let the message of the picture radiate through your body like the warmth from a hot whiskey.
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Just stick them in the freezer for a couple hours and enjoy!
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No no no no the witch goes OUTSIDE the cauldron, the jungle juice and newt’s eyes go INSIDE. You’re doing it wrong.
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Via: College is Rad